What a better way to bring in the New Year than a bottle of Bushmills Irish Whiskey. Yes......the whole bottle. I will say no more than that.
As I sit at home in the safety of my home while spending that special moment with my kiddos instead of sucking face with a stranger, I will think off all of you. Be careful, be safe, don't leave your drink unattended, don't drive intoxicated (you will get pulled over....it WILL happen, so just don't do it), and please for god's sake protect yourself if you get frisky with someone!!! We don't need anyone mistakenly procreating a new species of anything because you thought the dog was this hot chic you saw at the bar or vice versa. ewe. If you need a ride, are in my city and state and need a ride home......call me and I will call you a cab. HAHAHHAHAA kidding....I'll help you out.
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